- Paint your home using bold colors, such as orange, purple, or black. While you’re at it, paint the exterior bright blue, green or even pink (yes, we have seen that before).
- Add as many water features as possible, such as a swimming pool, hot tub, waterfall, and a pond. Everyone loves water, right?
- Landscape your entire yard with high maintenance plants that require lots of care and upkeep. Cover every square inch of the ground with some kind of planting.
- Save money and call your unemployed cousin to make your repairs. He has plenty of time and can probably figure out how to build a deck, if he buys that construction book.
